single but looking to date out of my league
I don’t know if anyone will actually respond to this, but I just wanted to see how many people out there liked the musical “Into The Woods”? (I may be doing it for research purposes.) Like or reblog if you do?
i don’t know guys, i just really feel like i want a charmander right now
- dad: *peers over at my laptop screen* what is tumblr?
- me: [war flashbacks]
- me: you probably don't want to know
brilliant quote from my sister: i shouldn’t finish eating this. but i think i can.
I came home from work and my mom was talking on the phone with my aunt about the royal family and I just said
"It’s not even our royal family to gossip about!"
And my sister just turns slowly around to look at me and responded
"SAYS THE GIRL IN THE DOCTOR WHO, BRITISH FLAG T-SHIRT"
so awhile ago, for work, I had to take CPR/AED training and basically to use an AED on someone they have to be stripped bare from the neck to the waist
after the training I heard the older guys in my office talking about getting wire cutters for the AED boxes. WIRE CUTTERS. for the removal of LADIES BRAS
THIS IS A TRUE STORY