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I need less Benedict Cumberbatch on my dash because it is giving me unrealistic expectations about my future.

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When you’re trying to read old stories you wrote years ago and just cringing and thinking, “no please. Make it stop.” 

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  • sister: *telling me about book idea where an all grown up child star flashbacks about how they got to where they are and destroyed their own life*
  • me: "That's really depressing."
  • sister: "Yeah. I know."
  • me: ...
  • me: *pretending to pull zipper on forehead* "Are you really John Green???"
  • sister: *pretends to run off* "Haha! Your sister is dead!"
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um excuse me, rude person, but can you not see i’m busy trying to win an imaginary argument with a fictional character? yeah. thanks.

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the other night i was trying to fall asleep when i suddenly heard very distinct sonic screwdriver noises, so i obviously booked it out of bed and followed the noise, and just i found my brother showing his newly downloaded doctor who app to my sister

to say i was a bit disappointed is an understatement

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What I wish I had to tell people to stop doing

What I actually have to tell people

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my dad has pulled his pants down to look saggy like a gangster and he is just walking around the house and giggling and my mom is yelling at him to pull his pants up 

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So…

My sister and I were thinking about starting an etsy store, but I was thinking of doing a bit of research first. I was curious as to a few aspects of how people shop:

  • What draws you to a particular etsy store?
  • Would you rather have more quality or a lower price?
  • What sorts of items would you be more interested in seeing? (Fan jewelry, knitting, etc.) 
  • Or, what items do you think there’s more than enough of?
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"Seriously, no one? Come on, that was gold!"

— Every not popular person on tumblr not getting notes

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Made a simple gif for my seeester…

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*takes one step outside*

*instantly begins aggressively sweating*